Very Serious

Here is Stephen with some huge Jaguar. He and Brian were going to go to the game last Saturday but didn't get tickets. So they gave up and went to Diary Queen for Sundays instead.

So the boys come up to me yesterday. They had been watching some TV.

S: we need to talk to you mommy

E: *looks very serious*

Me: Ok baby, what's wrong?

S: Do you use Dove Soap?

Me: no

S: Well then you have a layer of soap scum on your skin all the time. I think you need to switch to Dove, it's the only one that does not leave a layer of scum.

Ethan: *nods very seriously*

Me: You guys watch too much TV.